This… stuff’? Oh.
You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select… I don’t know… that lumpy blue sweater, for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back.
Royal Lumpy Blue Aran Dog Sweater
Go to Stinky G.
But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns.
Don’t feel blue.
“I think we need a jacket here.” And then I think it was Yves Saint Laurent… wasn’t it who showed cerulean military jackets? I think we need a jacket here.
(No they were red) Yves Saint Laurent Red Virgin Wool Twill Spencer Officer Jacket
And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin.
Balmain Men’s Military Jacket
Go to Balmain.
However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff.
Pile of Stuff.